moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

(Source: cancune)

(✿◠‿◠) — you’re cute 
(◡‿◡✿) — you make me happy
\ (•◡•) / — i like your blog
(¬‿¬) — can i touch you
ƪ(♥ε♥)ʃ — can i marry you
(╥﹏╥) — i wish we talked
(っ◕‿◕)っ ♥ — i wanna hug you
凸(¬‿¬) — i hate you but i love you
ಠ_ಠ — i don’t like you/your blog
(ﾉ °益°)ﾉ 彡 ┻━┻ — i wanna kick you in the nuts

(Source: tiffanywilliam.com)